Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I thoughht i wood write my own blogg

Hi to everyone who has been follloowing mmy blogs. Dave and Pat arre sleeping so i jummped on the compooter to tell you some stufff. KKeep in mind I have this book stuckk in my left hand so typping is diffiiicultt for me.
They surprizzed me by stopping at Amissh country on the way home. I really like it here. I have made some new frends and the smells are reallly neet here! I feel like a king looking over his land. I got to get up close and frienndly with big cows. They did not pay any atttention to me. They smelle funny, and all they do is eat, poop and make milk. They do not make a very good pet.

They took me to a place where I got to eat this think called a "hot dog." I thgouht I was going to eat someones pet dog that was on fire. Once they explned what it was I wasa OK and it tasted verry good.
Then they stik me in this hole and take my pictur. I think I am in a pear. There was a lot of people walking around. There was lots of buses and cars we had to walk around.



But then they took me into this place where I meet a really nice lady called, Deb who made all this yummy fudgge. They even let me watcch her cut the "loafers" into slicess. But best of all, I got to stand on the marble table in front of some super tasting fudgge.

I wanted to fall right down on that sweet gobb of fudgge in front of me.


She was a lot of fun and very friendly to me.




Oh my goshh, the next place they took me to was just the opposite. They put me nose to nose with this pony named, Derby.

I put some foood in his bowl and he would shake it with his nose for more. Derby was funny and very hungry.



Today was a really fun day, and I get to write in my own bloggg.

We are going home in the morning and I am looking forward to getting back to my old spot in Debbie's garden. I have travvled mor than 6,000 miles, been on the top of some pretty bigg holes in the ground, almost sweaated my paint off in a place called Las Vegas, been "gnome" handled by several young showgirls, surprised a security guard at a dam, tried my luck at a slot machine and met a lot of really nice people. I even got left in the dessert! (By my own doing.)
And to top it off, my last night here in PA, I get roughed up by a pint sized dog named, "Haley."

I want to thank all of you for followwing my blog. Now I gues I will just have to return to my duties in my own yard... watching after all the snails, bugs and birsd.
Hey, this tyyping thing is easier than i thought!

So long,

Gnorm